That look of terror when someone tells the waiter that it’s your birthday
when a post you made that you thought died starts getting posts again
this gets a note, ever so often. just enough to tick me off.
|accidentally thinks about something awkward i did three years ago|
What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
will you marry me = a marriage proposal
will, you, Mary, me = a foursome proposal
Will you, Mary me = Cavewoman Mary helps Will recover from his Amnesia
Will, you marry me. = Will’s time-traveling partner
And people keep trying to tell me that punctuation isn’t important
if they dont play ‘year 3000’ at least once on the new year’s of 3000 i will literally rise out of my grave and set everyone on fire
Who waves to a selfie Angelia Jolie
laft 2 hardddd